MyDearWatson616

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[–] MyDearWatson616 9 points 9 months ago

The improv show was at a theater with an attached restaurant and I showed up early and caught them eating dinner. I didn't want to bother them but my friend encouraged me and they were super cool. Bobby Moynihan was there too, a couple years before he started on SNL. Super nice guys, all of them.

[–] MyDearWatson616 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It was in NYC on a not very busy road late at night and Donglover was outside with some of the other cast just to chat with fans. This was in 2009 I think so before he blew up in popularity. He talked to me and my friends for a little while and remembered me from when I went to a Derrick improv show a few years prior.

I was not in the least bit intoxicated but I guess the lack of sleep combined with talking to some of my favorite comedians gave me some kind of high. There was a group of college age guys, probably 10-15 of them, on the other side of the road drinking beer and being obnoxious. One of them threw a bottle into the street and it shattered.

In my infinite wisdom, I yelled at them, called them littering motherfuckers or words to that effect. They immediately started crossing the street to fuck my shit up. Donald steps in front of me and yells "he's drunk he didn't mean it!". They decided to turn around and continue on their way instead of kicking my ass. Donald turns around, grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me, saying "you can't say that shit here!"

I owe that man my life.

[–] MyDearWatson616 4 points 9 months ago

Holy shit they are all 40 and over. But they're my age right??

[–] MyDearWatson616 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Fun anecdote I tell at every opportunity: Donald Glover saved me from getting my ass kicked by a bunch of drunk New Yorkers outside the theater at a premiere of Mystery Team.

[–] MyDearWatson616 94 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Recreational sports should have no boundaries. When you get into professional sports, the topic becomes a lot more dicey.

[–] MyDearWatson616 33 points 9 months ago (4 children)

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

[–] MyDearWatson616 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

[–] MyDearWatson616 21 points 10 months ago

We can all start by proofreading our comics before posting. Tomorrow is another day.

[–] MyDearWatson616 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don't have to refrigerate plums. If you leave them out you're more likely to pass by them and go "oh hey plums" and bam.

[–] MyDearWatson616 65 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I do that with my dishes too

[–] MyDearWatson616 20 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Being an introvert isn't an excuse for being an asshole. If that's who you are then just be the office asshole. Why do you care what they think?

[–] MyDearWatson616 21 points 10 months ago

Get gud casual

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