MyDearWatson616

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[–] MyDearWatson616 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

53 hours sober. Longest I've gone in a long, long time. Never posted here or the other place before but I'm really going to try this time.

[–] MyDearWatson616 4 points 9 months ago

You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.

[–] MyDearWatson616 5 points 9 months ago

Poke poke poke

[–] MyDearWatson616 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's media-friendly astrology

[–] MyDearWatson616 5 points 9 months ago

What an obscure piece of knowledge you hold. I want one.

[–] MyDearWatson616 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

White Wine in the Sun is a beautifully, refreshingly different Christmas song.

Not Perfect is another awesome non-funny song.

Rock & Roll Nerd is borderline humor but another absolutely amazing song thar doesn't stress the comedy.

[–] MyDearWatson616 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There is nothing between a melt and a grilled cheese. It's one or the other. Or neither. I'm bringing this argument back.

[–] MyDearWatson616 2 points 9 months ago

Hey at least the voice still talks to you. I'm so far gone even my depression abandoned me.

[–] MyDearWatson616 18 points 9 months ago

You take that back

[–] MyDearWatson616 7 points 9 months ago

I don't hate the planet. I hate my future grandchildren. I have to make sure they suffer.

[–] MyDearWatson616 56 points 9 months ago

I have no snout yet I must oink.

[–] MyDearWatson616 5 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Why is that even a thing? It's a dryer. I want it dry. It's not called a damper.

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