You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.
MyDearWatson616
Poke poke poke
It's media-friendly astrology
What an obscure piece of knowledge you hold. I want one.
White Wine in the Sun is a beautifully, refreshingly different Christmas song.
Not Perfect is another awesome non-funny song.
Rock & Roll Nerd is borderline humor but another absolutely amazing song thar doesn't stress the comedy.
There is nothing between a melt and a grilled cheese. It's one or the other. Or neither. I'm bringing this argument back.
Hey at least the voice still talks to you. I'm so far gone even my depression abandoned me.
You take that back
I don't hate the planet. I hate my future grandchildren. I have to make sure they suffer.
I have no snout yet I must oink.
Why is that even a thing? It's a dryer. I want it dry. It's not called a damper.
53 hours sober. Longest I've gone in a long, long time. Never posted here or the other place before but I'm really going to try this time.