Lemming421

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[–] Lemming421 13 points 1 month ago

The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

[–] Lemming421 15 points 1 month ago

3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

Falcon: please… let me die…

[–] Lemming421 5 points 1 month ago

A risk we all take when going undercover as a nazi…

[–] Lemming421 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, if you don’t vote because you genuinely can’t see a difference between Trump “rapist, multiple felonies, ‘dictator on day one’, ‘I wish I had generals like Hitler’” and Harris “I don’t like all of her policies”, then you are a danger to yourself and others.

Normally in an election there is nuance. Not this time. Are you going to actively vote against the fascist, or not? That’s all there is to it.

[–] Lemming421 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, cool, but which phone should OP be looking at right now?

[–] Lemming421 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course it’ll be forced on people.

“Want your benefit money so you can pay your rent? Take the weight loss drug.”

[–] Lemming421 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why that far? Just make it 30 years later.

Hell, make it a stealth sequel. A sci-fi film that people think is riffing on Alien until the subtle hints make you realise there’s no Company and no Xenomorphs, but instead their experimental tech goes haywire and Sam Fucking Neill comes through a portal, no eyes and bleeding everywhere.

Sure, you’d need an actually decent script and so on, but Hollywood pays those guys, I’m not doing all the work here.

[–] Lemming421 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s what I thought when I first read it.

Then I figured it out - the letter was returned to her - it never reached the company she was applying to.

[–] Lemming421 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rogue One is second only to Empire and I will die on that hill.

[–] Lemming421 16 points 1 month ago

Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.

We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…

[–] Lemming421 1 points 2 months ago

So would the lettuce…

[–] Lemming421 4 points 2 months ago

Did he get the idea from Ford Prefect?

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