Get 'em drunk, they all love that formula. It worked in Afghanistan, it worked in Germany, it worked in Japan, it worked in Korea... the list could go on.
ETA: Dude! Gimme your Top 5 songs to get people dancin'! I'll gotta learn 'em this week! No fooling.
Man, this really got my ire up. It's a bummer many people think this way. Thanks for the wakeup call.