KingJalopy

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Eh, it's fine. I trust the suave company. I'm sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won't dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Newpipe still kicking. Sorry for invidious tho.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

You can't assume it won't be weaponized, in fact you should expect it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Care to elaborate? Other than toasting it, how do you consider it baking?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The word cooking, to me, means using heat with a stove. Baking is for the oven. Grilling, is outside on a grill. But a sandwich is only ever "made" in my house. "Will you make me a sandwich?", "I'm making a sandwich"

Good question though. Never thought about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I will never not watch this. Fucking goosebumps every single time. And I was that age then, this shit radicalized me lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't get it anyway. It's not a meme for deaf people, it isn't nearly loud enough. However, as a lactose intolerant member of society I'm deeply conflicted about this meme.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Appreciated! I'm never looking back

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Clean for almost 3 years now!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Someone have me 5 Ambien once claiming they were pain pills. This was like 25 years ago. First 2 didn't work (weren't getting me high) so I took them all. According to my roommates I did some seriously crazy shit. I didn't remember shit for like 3 days but I was having full on conversations with Jesus (an American flag hanging in our living room we all wrote dumb shit on at parties), I drew all over my bedroom wall with a sharpie (thought it was the flag I guess) took apart our dryer for reasons unknown, all our weed was in a collander in the sink... There was more but the point is don't take 5 Ambien, even if you thought it was oxy or something. Don't take 5 of anything ever really.

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That was easily the best part

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn't want but would soon be fighting over.

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