HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

Once the first (new) secession happens, the rest will flee for one reason. The Republicans are trying to ban porn.

How about Going to California?

We'll bring along Oregon and Washington, at least the west halves, and call the country the Collective of American States.

Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

You mean John Curtis, the guy who's taking Mittens' seat? I have my doubts.

Oh hey the exact consequence I said would happen.

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

I already do

Uh, my god is a giant space lobster that eats planets. I'll have to ask if they can eat stars, but I'm guessing the answer is yes.

They also spit acid and fire, have laser eyes, and have a saddle so the faithful can ride them when they come to eat the planet.

The proof of my gods' power is that lobsters are delicious

Thank you the local god I worship is acknowledged to be fake, but also too cool to care about not existing.

Somewhere between fourth and seventh myself. Unless you've got citizenship somewhere else why? Statelessness is not something to aspire to.

Holodeck addiction is a disability I guess