Glifted

Right? If your training leads to shooting babies, you're training wrong

"kys" -Google

Check out a band called Pelican, especially their early stuff. It's not exactly what you're looking for but it might scratch that itch a little

Ubuntu because I'm old, uncool, and tired

I'm aware but I got the impression OP was asking about BEVs only, hence the disclaimer

I've clarified my language a little

I know it's not an BEV but I just purchased a Prius Prime and it's a really good fit for my personal situation.

I work in vehicle testing as well and have gotten to drive some things. Lucids are fun if you can afford them. They're a little janky but that's pretty typical for startups. There's also the BEV3 platform vehicles (BlazerEV/Lyric/Prologue/ZDX). I don't personally have experience with those vehicles but I have heard good things from colleagues who had.

This could easily be a joke too

My lucky ass bought a house in late 2019. I'm happy I'm making money on it but this doesn't seem healthy

That was my other choice

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... there's no guillotine emojis yet

Apparently I misunderstood. I thought Skyblivion was a joke name for the next Elder Scrolls game

It's going to be bad