CrunchyBoy

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

But usually we watch ads in exchange for getting something, like a website, for free. I should get paid for watching youtube videos of for looking up a recipe online?

That sounds kinda skeezy.

I remember being younger than Bart. Now I'm older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.

I did competitive sex in high school. At least that's what coach called it.

Finally some good news.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don't think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.