Chrisosaur

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No more untucking! I don’t want to worry about showing off my gut every time I raise my arms.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Fuck the haters. Buy what you like.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m getting ready to umpire a ballgame when I’m like 20. Come out of the room five minutes before game time, and both teams have gone sprinting to the dugouts because this massive swarm of wasps (bees? Maybe bees… it was over 20 years ago) came buzzing right over the field the game was supposed to be on. Heading southeast. Partner and I nope back into the room for a while.

Anyways. The insects continue on doing whatever wasp- (or bee-) like activities they were doing and we play the game.

Game goes well. I get changed and go home. Home is somewhere between 5-10 km southeast of the ballpark.

As I park and get out I notice that the family is freaking out. Swarm of wasps (or bees) had just buzzed their way over from the northwest and taken up residence in one of the walls of our carport.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well?? Did it help??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also enjoy the follow-up, “but the day is not yet over.” (This is a Star Trek reference, but “today is a good day to die” was written into Klingon culture by one of the writers who was a student of Native American history.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Bidet attachments are like $50–100 on amazon, installable with very little know-how, and your family is under no obligation to use it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If it’s straight nights it might not be too bad. I worked 2 days/2 nights/4 off for about 13 years and I would not go back now that I’m in a 9-5.

Unless you’re getting decent compensation for it, I would try and find something else. Humans just aren’t nocturnal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry you live somewhere with (even more) regressive drug laws (than my country). Signed, a Canadian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think our points are mutually exclusive. Small sites can be shitty while the trend remains that sites get shittier as they get bigger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Having very strange dreams. I fell asleep with the tv on the night before. Never really did that before or since. Woke up between the two impacts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Go buy a vowel ya fuckin prick.

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