ChickenBumMcSplatter

Papa Meat has a hilarious uncut video on his patreon where he reads reviews and excerpts from this and other smut novels.

I live in Washington, and people just walk into the road as if it was nothing. People be like "pedestrians have the right away", but they forget that the rule of tonnage still applies.

I will be yielding. A lot. I ain't risking my life any more than I already am by driving just to go to work.

Omg... Behold the Arctopus. Damn. That's something I've not thought about in a long time. Rock on, dude.

I started daily driving Linux when I built my computer last year because M$ demanded I pay $200 for a new license for software that I had already paid for. Haven't looked back since, and it's been a great machine. I run Arch, by the way.

I have since quit, and that was a positive change.

Alcohol. It was not a positive change.

I love this joke but am sad at the limited audience of people I could actually tell it to.