CaptainMcMonkey

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[–] CaptainMcMonkey 2 points 11 months ago
[–] CaptainMcMonkey 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

These items are usually marked “not for individual sale“. I’m pretty sure what you are witnessing is people just stealing things. (At least some of the time, But smaller stores do break those “not for individual sell” rules too).

If you’re not sure, just asking an employee.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 10 points 11 months ago

Had hair, didn’t fuck. No longer have hair, do fuck.

Fucking is definitely better than having hair. No contest.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] CaptainMcMonkey 1 points 11 months ago

Full disclosure, I’m an idiot, so I could be misunderstanding something, but im pretty sure that this is based on that principle.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Funny thing is that this isn’t technically true. If the fan is strong enough, the current will hit the sail and reflect backward and to the side, creating some very inefficient thrust. Any fan strong enough to achieve this would do better to remove the sail entirely and just point the fan backwards, but it would technically work.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 2 points 11 months ago

I like to play as someone trying to do the right things most of the time, but… some motherfuckers need some extra brain ventilation. That boils down to mostly leaning towards Paragon, and also doing most of the renegade interrupts.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 13 points 11 months ago

Bisexual doors, they swing both ways. Also, awkward as fuck in conversation.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 3 points 1 year ago

Can you distract her until after Christmas? My family would really appreciate it.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a donkey, but off the top of my head, I don’t know why. Visually speaking, how can you tell the difference?

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 62 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There’s actually a really effective treatment for this condition! I mean, I don’t know what it is, but my mom figured it out. I’ll have to ask her about it.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pines … sinep

(The ellipsis holds forever in its palms).

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