ArugulaZ

Judging from the amount of kids he's got, I think Elon's been "done" enough.

The whole country going insane makes me feel like I'M insane, because a rational world view no longer applies.

From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"

After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.

With friends like those, who needs enemas? (I know, Onion headline. Still, I'm sure there are plenty of people just like him all over the world. Try again ki- Moo hoo ha ha ha!)

Yep, I saw them coming in. Works well enough for me... Brazilians make the best Sega Genesis games!

You're a drip. I buy DVDs used from pawn shops and garage sales. I'm leaving a mouse-sized carbon footprint; there's no "toxic trash" that didn't already exist.

"When they go low, we go high! Ah, that brilliant political strategy that worked so well for the Democrats in 2016!" - Ronny Chieng

I haven't given up on DVDs. Don't assume we've all abandoned the disc format, because I'm certain many of us still use them.

Do you even know who your opponent is? Do you know what day it is? Point to the cow in this picture. No, that's a horse.

I don't think he's actually eligible. He was born in South Africa.

He should be the first living entity to be shot THROUGH Mars.