AllBlue22

joined 1 year ago
[–] AllBlue22 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I understand the sentiment but a 4 second delay is hardly a story.

[–] AllBlue22 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life's too short to not have a bidet.

[–] AllBlue22 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm always surprised that the left seems to align themselves in support of Islam when a lot of their views are opposite of what the left stands for.

[–] AllBlue22 127 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hate to burst your bubble but per the Center for Invasive Species "they are thought to have originated in Europe, the Middle East or in India, but moved across the world as humans did."

[–] AllBlue22 2 points 1 year ago

That makes sense, being in Utah Delta is really our only option for decent direct flights.

[–] AllBlue22 28 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Do airlines actually charge for carry-on bags? I primarily fly Delta so I've never run across this, maybe an issue for discount airlines?

[–] AllBlue22 1 points 1 year ago

Love it, the wife's name starts with an X and it sounds like and sh, so Xitter makes perfect sense lol

[–] AllBlue22 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What ended up happening with the lawsuit?

[–] AllBlue22 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have two bidets, a Toto and a Brondell. Without the drying feature you would be correct on the the multiple whipes. However, in my experience after the drying function I only need one whipe. That whipe usually consists of three sheets. I also don't have a very hairy ass, so that could also be a contributing factor to having multiple drying whipes. Regardless, it's definitely a vast improvement compared to the standard American non bidet process.

[–] AllBlue22 74 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Let me tell you about my American dream. Imagine if you will, every shit you take is a one whiper. Horrid diarrhea, one whiper, constipated shit tail that barely drops, one whiper, even your average everyday shit, a one whiper! Now imagine a welcome to your porcelain throne, a lid raising to greet you, a relaxing night nightlight, a preheated seat and even a pre-cleaning spray to ensure your shit doesn't stick to the bowl... No more imagining, this is no longer a dream, this is in fact a top of the line Toto bidet brought to you by our friends from Japan. It's time to invest, you deserve to have your hole automatically cleaned by a gentle heated oscillating spray and then dried with a nice warm blow. Leaving only one whipe for you to finish the drying process and to see for yourself, the magesty of a clean post whipe 3 sheets of toilet paper.

[–] AllBlue22 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] AllBlue22 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell is a trans hexbear?

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