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[–] GreenEnigma 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How DARE you remind me I can see my nose.

And I can see that strange colored spot too.

Thanks.

So much.

You’re amazing.

[–] lolrightythen 15 points 11 months ago

I like to chase my floaters around when I'm bored. Scares the coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You looked at your nose when you read this post

spoilerYou just looked again, didn't you?

[–] Land_Strider 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No I didn't. My brain is still chad, even if only in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And now you're breathing manually.

[–] konalt 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you know that your tongue never rests normally in your mouth?

[–] Jerkface 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes it does. I've created the optimal amount of suction between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that it hangs from it comfortably, like I imagine a bat would lay in a hammock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface 2 points 11 months ago

This picture is upside down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

i didnt, your black magic has no power over me

[–] iAvicenna 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks now my nose is going to annoy me for the next 30 minutes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's almost been 30min, so I just thought I'd give you another reminder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My app (voyager, the same one you use) shows -1 downvoted to your comment. True legend

Edit: a screenshot of the comment I replied to, showing it has 17 upvotes and -1 downvotes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the elusive reverse downvote!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It still shows it!

[–] Lemminary 10 points 11 months ago
[–] paddirn 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could stop seeing my dumb big nose.