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Six Six Six, The kernel of the beast.
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Boards blazed and reviewed codes were praised
As they start to try, hands held to the sky
In the night, the coffee is burning hot
The commit has begun, Linus work is done
This can't go on, I must inform the Hurd,
Can this monolith be real, or just some crazy dream?
But I feel drawn towards the GPL-2,
Seem to mesmerize, can't avoid Tivoization!
I'm coming back, I will return
And I'll possess your daemons and make your CPU burn
I have ring 0, I have your cores
I have the power to make my evil take its course
Missed opportunity to bake Doom into the kernel as an Easter Egg.
"to compile the kernel you must kill me, Linus Romero"
... I thought Lunix was invented by the infamous Soviet computer hacker Linyos Torovoltos.
It's an old meme but it checks out. Older than some of the people in this community haha
For anyone that hasn't seen it, it's a reference to this satirical article from 2001: http://web.archive.org/web/20030128011354/http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
FreeBSD is now obsolete
Can't wait for someone extremely religious question if they should update to this cursed version.
Time to make the switch to TempleOS.
"Trinity Desktop will not function on this version of Linux"
We'll wait until 7.7.7 so all of the religious folk switch to linux
Daemons Unleashed
It's a fancy number, but the release only fixes some wifi regressions. Nothing wild.
I mean, wifi drivers have to be made from demonic arts.
As printers
I don't even want to imagine printing over wifi drivers..
Damn!
I had been trying out Linux and finally decided to install it to my ssd. The timing ended up such that I got the wifi issues on the new install but not my old one, and they basically make the OS unusable. I didn't realise any of this and am new so did heaps of reinstalling and searching trying to figure out what had gone wrong since it was all fine when it was installed on my HDD.
I finally found some forum posts and bug reports about this after wasting a day assuming it was something I'd done wrong π.
Gonna stick to lts kernel from now on I think. 6.6.6 seemed pretty fitting to me, even if it was 6.6.5 that actually broke it.
I'm not installing this... Scary. Will wait for 6.6.7 in a few days. :)
I'm not gonna update to any other kernel
Is it time to start shit posting on myfacespace about the satanic computers running the world already?
Ubuntu Satanic Edition's favourite kernel.
Finally, our time has come
If this post gets 666 upvotes hell will definitely break loose lol
Wait, crap! I'm already on 6.7.0-rc4 v.v Not gonna accept a lower number just to hail Satan a little extra π€·ββοΈ
Besides, 6.7 might have something neat in it. I'm not weird, you're weird!
~...~ ~I~ ~use~ ~Arch~ ~and/or~ ~Gentoo~ ~bytheway~ <.<
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does this mean steve ballmer was right?
Oh wow I didn't realize he repeated 'developers, developers, ...' 666 times on that event.
I CAN FINALLY GO TO HELL! π₯
"It's all for you daemon!"
now we can merge the bsd source tree
π€LETS GOOOOOπ€