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[–] rtxn 86 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I have two things to say.

  • When Schrödinger was present in the SGC (season 3, when they dealt with the Tollan), the standard issue service weapon was still the MP5. The P90 was only introduced around the middle of season 4.

  • I don't think I can make fun of trekkies being obsessed with their trivia anymore.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 24 points 9 months ago

You can make fun of anything if you try hard enough!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Luckily p90s were issued before the Tollan were wiped out by Tanith.

So theoretically it's possible, but only technically. I got the feeling they didn't visit the SGC after they left except the two other times we see them. During O'Neill's "rebel" phase to expose Maybournes' off world shenanigans, and the very episode where they end.

I might be a bit of a Stargate nerd... And I can't even make fun if star trek nerds either because I'm one of those, too...

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the P90. Famous for only having a single 5.7x28mm bullet in the magazine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

That's all they can afford.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You know I wonder how much they spent in blank ammunition for this show.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 1 points 9 months ago

At least $5.

[–] Mirshe 1 points 9 months ago

Technically none for the first season or two when they were using the P90. FN didn't make blank 5.7mm stateside yet, so the armorers were buying regular ammo and converting it to blank ammo.

[–] Paddzr 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They do make civilian p90, called ps90. For all your home defense needs.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

5.7: For when you hate your wallet as much as you love firearms.

[–] rtxn 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Let's be honest, civilians don't choose the PS90 for its performance as a firearm. They buy it because it looks cool.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] rtxn 11 points 9 months ago

I can't tell if that was a pun, but if it was, well done.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 2 points 9 months ago

Accurate take.

[–] TragicNotCute 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just chuck half dollar coins at intruders and skip the middleman.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm poor and use used D-cell batteries.

[–] FinalRemix 4 points 9 months ago

Whoa whoa... this isn't Shay Stadium....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I feel that the whole point of the P90 is the small form factor and the full auto combined with a small fast projectile that is unlikely to over penetrate. Given the longer barrel and lack of full auto of the PS90 you might as well get a five seven for home defense if you want that Gucci factor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm not any kinda fun person. But I did once get a chance to use an FN FiveSeven at a range once and it was fun. I was shocked at how much more I liked it over the 9mm's.

[–] BleatingZombie 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't they fire 9mm pistol rounds?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Psaldorn 10 points 9 months ago

That's why the accompanying pistol is called the "Five-seveN"

[–] BleatingZombie 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Huh. TIL. The one I was looking at must have been chambered differently

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Really unlikely. The whole point behind the P90 was as an alternative to 9mm and FN decided on 5.7x28mm. I've heard of (9mm) M11s being modified to look like P90s...maybe that's what you saw?

[–] FinalRemix 2 points 9 months ago

The Fiera Ferrari of guns... interesting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if you ever find a 9mm P90 let us know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

12.7mm P90.

Would certainly be spectacular.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Russia kinda tried this already.

[–] thann 15 points 9 months ago

POW! Right in the symbiote!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to share this with someone but I'm not sure I know someone with the requisite knowledge to find this funny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Literally my first thought.

All the people with appropriate meme knowledge don't watch Stargate.

All the people in my life who watch Stargate wouldn't get the meme. They might get a chuckle from "lol random" type humor but that's it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

How could this happpppen to meeeee ive made my mistakes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I can't properly express how much I love this.

[–] psmgx 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pfffffff muskets and cannons would still be better. Tally Ho indeed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Depending on which year of the show it was, this could be true!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Needs more zat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Now I want to hear Christopher Judge shout "tally ho!"

[–] Fades 1 points 9 months ago

There goes my hero