this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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[–] eager_eagle 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

reading this with one of those deep voices of pickup truck commercials

[–] qooqie 8 points 11 months ago

Shitting your pants, built tough, ford tough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The one thing my movements and a Chevy Truck (tm) have in common is that they're built like a rock

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

like a rock

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Or with that parody on those voices Last Week Tonight does.

[–] Supervisor194 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is there some significance to the photo of the truck or is it just random?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably random, could be riffing on those tough guy truck memes you see on facebook

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I think that's exactly what it's doing

[–] byroon 2 points 11 months ago

That's the truck I was driving the day I met my wife. And the truck she drove away in the day she divorced me. I don't know how OP got a picture of it?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 11 months ago

It's very muddy

[–] DarkDiamondK 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Life didn't give me pants, it gave me lemons, and I've shit them

[–] Lemmingtons_Spa 5 points 11 months ago

Life gave me pants but I'm still shitting lemons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Life didn't get me shit, and I've pantsed lemons

[–] Copythis 7 points 11 months ago

HOG CRANKED BARBS - Sent from Toto Washlet G450 Integrated Smart Toilet MS922CUMFG#01

[–] byroon 4 points 11 months ago

Take that life!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 months ago

Stop reading my diary dammit

[–] HipHoboHarold 3 points 11 months ago

A shit post about shit. Nice.

[–] PeterPoopshit 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's what pants are made for probably