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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wtf I'm still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again...

He's still there...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anyone who’s driving slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac

[–] idunnololz 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be following you. Stay alert. Especially if they turn on their blinkers right after you do

[–] problematicPanther 2 points 1 year ago

That's when you have to give em the slip

[–] dejected_warp_core 5 points 1 year ago

And anyone who drives the same speed as you ~~is weird.~~ is a cop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Someone driving at the same speed as you is fine. The problem is when that person stay in your dead angle. It grinds my gears.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Give credit to George Carlin for that one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

[–] superduperenigma 13 points 1 year ago

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

[–] SmoothIsFast 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me? I'm getting where I need to go.

Everybody else is just traffic.

[–] problematicPanther 2 points 1 year ago

It's like they just enjoy clogging up the roads or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More specifically, in the left lane. The right lane can do whatever it wants

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're in the passing lane, and aren't passing anyone, I'm pissed. I don't care if you're going 10 under or 50 over, the passing lane is exclusively for passing.

[–] foggy 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, but NB: the left lane is not a passing lane for left exits or left on ramps/merges.

[–] AnIntenseMoist 3 points 1 year ago

yeah, but how often do you see those around on highways (compared to regular exits)? and it doesn't excuse those people who get in the left lane 10 miles before the turn itself and go 10 mph below the limit...

[–] Donger 7 points 1 year ago

When you're behind a Tesla and they can't maintain a consistent speed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

that's by biking is superior, cyclists greet each other with a smile because we're glad to finally see another person on the road who isn't liable to murder us with their vehicle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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