this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
1164 points (95.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

5837 readers
3661 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
1164
Defenders of oatmeal (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Y'all sleeping on savory oatmeal. Make it with stock instead of milk or water, throw a fried egg on top, and that's good eatin

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pinch of salt for me.

If imma be fancy I add bananas and a libble but of honey.

*little bit of honey... ._.;;

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just do a cup of soymilk, pinch of salt, teaspoon of molasses until it boils, them i add a cup of oats and a quarter cup of raisins and it's a quick and delicious breakfast

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Alright, well, fuck off then. Go eat whatever. If I catch you wrinkling your nose at my breakfast I dehumanize you and treat you as an NPC, just one of the things that's installed in here that I have to walk around.

Or you can let people eat their food without commenting on their business

[–] Zoboomafoo 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Meanwhile: Grits + salted butter

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] teuniac_ 9 points 1 year ago

Leave 50g jumbo oats and 100ml soy milk and some cinnamon mixed in a closed container overnight in your fridge. Then in the morning add a splash of additional soy milk, other stuff*, and some honey.

The other stuff I use (all at the same time):

  • pear/strawberries (depending on season)
  • walnuts
  • milled flaxseed
  • Brazil nuts
  • omega 3 seed mix (cheap and healthy)
  • dried cranberry (or raisins)
  • macadamia nuts

You can also use a nut mix (without peanuts). I just don't because I don't tolerate hazelnut well.

This breakfast is super useful because it includes so many nuts, which are recommended but quite tricky to include in one's diet. And it adds a ton of fiber and a piece of fruit.

[–] lazycouchpotato 9 points 1 year ago

Oats, milk, chia seeds and maple syrup in a container. Leave overnight in fridge. Great breakfast meal and a good substitute for sugary cereal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been eating a bowl of overnight oats for breakfast with just soymilk and some sugar for like two years now and I can't see it changing anytime soon. It just hits the spot for me.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll eat oats by themselves and dry

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] RampantParanoia2365 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Uh...brown sugar is one thing, not 17.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] qarbone 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Salt and sugar, that's it.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] creditCrazy 7 points 1 year ago

Tbh I've always seen oatmeal as a I don't care what I'm eating so long as I'm able to eat kind of food. Infact it's the main reason I've always seen those meal replacement shakes. Like your doing all this sciencey stuff just to make what is essentially just oatmeal put through a blender. Not to mention that there really isn't anything stopping you from just putting normal oatmeal in a cup and drinking oatmeal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile I don't even cook the oatmeal, just eat the little flakes straight up and like it.

[–] Smoogs 7 points 1 year ago

Just had oatmeal and blueberries. But fine. Have it your way and die angry about something innocuous that no body else cares about.

[–] Duamerthrax 7 points 1 year ago

Oh god. For a moment, I thought the web comic artist did something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (17 children)

I don't need 17 things,Just sugar and milk is fine.

load more comments (17 replies)
[–] Chouxfleur 6 points 1 year ago

Traditional porridge is amazing. Just with a little salt added it's the most fantastic breakfast food.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Ignisnex 6 points 1 year ago

When I was doing a meal plan, my breakfast was oatmeal and egg whites microwaved together, with a pinch of Splenda. None of those things should have gone together. It was not good. They would have been much better separate, but I was in a hurry. Cinnamon helped.

[–] CADmonkey 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] TAG 6 points 1 year ago

Sure, it will have the flavor of cardboard if you are making instant oatmeal with hot water. It tastes great if you make kasha: slowly simmer oats in milk and sugar. It is just not worth the time investment if you are not a babushka.

[–] Sorgan71 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it tastes good plain. With milk

[–] RGB3x3 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ugh, it's like wet shredded cardboard when it's plain.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›