this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just send him nudes when you're single

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mine would be laughing their asses off... add shit like "you should've put some cream on it and a cherry ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ".

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you from alabama? Most people find it weird when you hit on family members.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's not hitting of it was in the family chat ๐Ÿ˜‚... well, at least my family doesn't think like that ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's obvious it was a mistake and intended for someone else, why would I send a dick pic in the family chat ๐Ÿ˜‰.

And no, not from Alabama... my family (and myself) are just... weird I guess ๐Ÿ˜‚... funny, but weird.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Hey baby...you got a date to the family reunion yet?"