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    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I feel like arch is the espresso machine and Gentoo is a pile of espresso machine parts.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?

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    [–] Agent641 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Mint linux is a cup of tea.

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    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

    Slackware is the 50 year old percolator in the break room of the DMV.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    I do it the Arch way. I don't use Arch, btw

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    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    In the army, when on sentry - no light, no noise, no fire - we'd open the pack of instant, swish it around with a mouthful of water, swallow through the regret. Not an LFS user, though.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Man, you'd think they issue caffeine pills for those situations ...

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    [–] BustinJiber 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

    Might be adderal, though

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    [–] Aggravationstation 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Damn, got me. Debian user, been using a basic Cuisinart bean to cup for years.

    The heating element broke in my original machine earlier this year. Bought a used one of the exact same model with a broken water reservoir cover and carafe lid then transplanted those parts from my old machine.

    Plan to use Debian unless it stops being developed or I die. Plan to use my Thinkpad until it dies. Also plan to use that same model of bean to cup machine unless I can't find replacements when they inevitably die.

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    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    I use an aeropress and Silverblue. Seem right?

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It does not recommend a coffee prep method for Tumbleweed and I really need some caffeine. Please help. Quick.

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    [–] Donkter 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What if I pour the grounds and water directly into the cup and just drink around them?

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

    Tails.

    No installation, leaves no traces.

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    [–] Tattorack 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I hate coffee, I drink tea, and I use Ubuntu.

    What now?

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    What's Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream

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    [–] AbsurdityAccelerator 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Does this work the other way? Can I pick a disto based on my preferred method? I mostly drip brew, using the aeropress occasionally, but dream about having a fancy espresso setup.

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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

    God damnit... Btw

    [–] banneryear1868 7 points 1 year ago

    RHEL is the lukewarm but effective coffee provided by your boss from the economic but agreeable coffee shop chain.

    [–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I don't drink coffee.... From what I can tell from this thread, I should be Amish

    [–] Hiro8811 7 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    I'm to lazy to do my homework. Can anyone explain what's wrong with Ubuntu?

    [–] neonred 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    Ubuntu is a product of Canonical which are a pretty evil corporation and a submarine of Microsoft. What they don't leech off Debian is proprietay and lock-in.

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    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This meme is fake! Espresso only takes 15 minutes from start to end! At least, if you cut out preheating the machine...

    cries

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