Homestuck

Rose is showing a vacuum she had given her mother. She had a drink holder installed on it as an insult to her mother’s alcoholism. That's a pretty terrible thing to do. Though her mother having the vacuum encased in bronze is also a pretty snappy comeback. Having a pestle plugged in and turned on at night to antagonize Rose is brutality.

The “pink tentacle thing” is a life sized “Pretty Princess Doll”. Rose has decapitated, delimbed, and rebuilt it with knitted abomination limbs. Having not seen the original I assume this is a significant improvement regardless.

In her kitchen we see many Liquor Bottles. Her fridge has a drawing she made of a $15k frame wielded to the door. Dear god, as someone who's always struggling with money these kinda luxuries just make me sad. The door also has further arguing in magnet letters. From the fridge she takes a fancy pillow, and a magnetic letter w. She barely escapes her mother who’d appeared in the kitchen pretending to mop.

Back to Dave. He’s fixing the hole in his window with gaff tape. I have some of that stuff myself, it is expensive but very handy. gardenGnostic [GG] is chatting with him. They’re the ones we haven't met yet. GG is a bit weird in that she mentions she knows John will lose her package but finds it again later when he needs it. This is an oddly accurate prediction so far. It’s also revealed Bec is some kind of pet and she has a grandpa she doesn't want to encounter.

Anyway Dave grabs his phone. It seems he’s now in the present. John is tracking whatever is leaving an oily mess around his home. He’s back in his bedroom chatting with Dave. Dave suggests John weaponize his sylladex. This should allow him to be more prepared to fight what he thinks may be a monster. Dave is also preparing to encounter his brother. Apparently his brother is a rapping ventriloquist with a dummy named Little Cal. That’s going to be one weird fight.

John is about to do research, again dropping that terrible word. Damn we all said that too much. Not at all noticing the monster in a jester's cap standing next to his bed.