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[–] [email protected] 172 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see you like things that work. We've decided that we'll break it, and sell you the solution. We call it service.

[–] killeronthecorner 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Them: this is pretty good right? And affordable too!

Me: yeah it's decent, don't touch anything

Them: we've put in ads

Me: what? I don't want ads, wtf

Them: bro, totally have you covered. No ads for $12.99 a month

Me: arr matey, don't worry yerself πŸ¦œπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

[–] Touching_Grass 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is why I felt like the best thing we all could do is reject every ounce of advertising we could. Marker up all the billboards. If you're watching a video and x3 3 minutes ads play, Leave comments about how the product gave you a bad rash. Make it so all these companies remove themselves from spaces we enjoy. It would also help get rid of the fucking content creators trying to be a copy of the latest and greatest channel but instead waters down the internet with the 10000000 clone of the latest and greatest

[–] RQG 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree. I also think ads do influence us way more than almost anyone would believe or admit. Why else would companies spend hundreds of millions of dollars on ads without batting an eye. Many products cost as much or less than their ad campaign cost to make.

So I try to avoid ads as much as possible. I haven't seen or heard an ad in a long time aside from billboards and posters which are basically impossible to avoid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ads are basically paid graffiti

[–] Touching_Grass 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think they're worse then that though. They attempt to manipulate and influence. Graffiti is just kind of there. Advertising attempts to look like its just there. All so it can actually pull tricks on you. Its a messed up industry.

After all the ad industry is what spawned climate denialism and also spread confusion between cigarettes and cancer among other issues. Issues that we have to be convinced of otherwise we might actually make a better societal choice. Hell The grandfather of modern advertising Edward Bernays leveraged what he know of human nature and sub consciousness to build this industry.

Sure almost all ads are benign individually. But as an industry they're pretty evil. Hell if it wasn't for ads, we wouldn't have lost the internet to the shit show it is today. All the identity stealing, data collection and propaganda machines were spawned because we ignored the growing cancer that is online ads.

When I grew up there was a big push to reject ads and corporate spread. Even sub cultures like punk was focused on rejecting that growing bullshit. Then it all stopped. Like the ads won and now you're the insane one if you say that advertising is a major issue in society today. Now every kid wants their own sponsorships and some do get it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Hmm, sorry my associate was meaning "temporary solution", about every year you will need a new one. And we are so generous that if you buy two years in advance we will give you a 10% rebate and a big ole sticker with our brand in bold colors on it so you can give us free publicity.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But have you considered the following:

Capitalism good because freedom and innovation.

Bet you feel dumb now.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I bet OP posted this using an iphone, I am very ismart vuvusela

/s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mhh yes freedom through capitalism. I love the freedom Apple gives me over their device that I bought but don't own. Or when Samsung locks devices in mexico because they can and people in mexico dare to buy used phones.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The sight of Theresa May dance-walking to ABBA was an insult to the United Kingdom and Sweden :(

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was also an insult to walking and dancing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Zehzin 21 points 1 year ago

The worst attack to British-Swedish relations and culture since the Beowulf movie

[–] 15liam20 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The worst thing is that she's not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Cunt, Clown, and...who?

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[–] VantaBrandon 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

1995: Welcome to the internet, check out these awesome stupid websites 2023: Here have an ad, after you subscribe, and accept cookies, and sign your life away to a terms of service written in alien legalese

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

β€œI’ve made a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

β€œYou’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

…

You’re still going to pay the other nine, right?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

So the ten men can all do a tenth of the labor now right?

Oh you're going to fire nine, cut the tenth's pay, and make him work even longer hours, and keep the vast majority of the profits for yourself, got it. That's fine too I guess...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

β€œI’ve ~~made~~ bought a machine that does the labor of 10 men!”

β€œYou’re going to still pay the other nine, right?”

"Why? I bought it to get more of the money to myself. Why would I pay for something and get nothing in return? Why would I just lose money for no reason?"

Seriously though, the dynamics are pretty clear, there's no investment without the expectation for extra profit (even for a state. Invest in a new railroad with the expectation of higher economic activity and therefore more taxes). Otherwise it's just charity

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

For more info on how automation works under capitalism, read chapters 15-16 of capital

Chapter 15: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/ch15.htm

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[–] hperrin 36 points 1 year ago

I created a new email service that prevents spam and organized your email. If it works out and I become successful, I can imagine Google trying to buy it, and if I say no, all of a sudden Gmail starts having issues receiving mail from my service. Gmail and Exchange together share about 70% of the business email market, so they can destroy smaller competitors if they aren’t willing to sell. Yay capitalism!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I will never get tired of seeing these pictures

[–] itsnotits 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] 1847953620 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] tdawg 14 points 1 year ago

My favorite thing about this comment section is the ratio of comment score and comment length

[–] Amilo159 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

US healthcare system in a nutshell. Said nut cost $120 in hospital bill.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Unregulated capitalism that made worse by the lack of QOL improvements by the govt is what made these new shitty electronics and tools profitable.

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