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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] thessnake03 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much energy can it cost to replicate one banana?

[–] ummthatguy 29 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much energy can it cost to replicate one coffee?

-- Janeway, probably

[–] ummthatguy 8 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Actually, is it ever said how much power it takes to replicate something?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1.21 gigawatts, duh!

[–] cabron_offsets 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Broccoli fucks.

[–] ummthatguy 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or... More ready than you'll ever be

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought “or candy” was a funnier line

[–] ummthatguy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems too PG for Gob, but it's weird that I've only recently seen that edited line.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's the point, though. He's correcting himself for children, but he corrects the wrong part.

[–] MrPoopyButthole 4 points 1 year ago

This is on theme for spooky season too 👻

[–] aaaa 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't care for Broccoli

[–] ummthatguy 3 points 1 year ago