this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It all makes sense now! Cats like to catch birds, so cat drones can catch bird drones.


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Yes, that's an actual taxidermied cat. It used to be alive as well.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, that's fucked up. It's like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.

[–] killeronthecorner 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can I donate my cadaver?

I'd like to attend the 2080 Olympics in style

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to be turned into a battle bot

[–] c0mbatbag3l 3 points 1 year ago

Even in death, I still serve.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 15 points 1 year ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–] garbagebagel 25 points 1 year ago

Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.

[–] RQG 5 points 1 year ago

It's going to rain. The cats are flying low today.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I've never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

goddammit even the silliest memes become real, I'm done with this reality

[–] ReluctantMuskrat 10 points 1 year ago

Where do you think they get their ideas??

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Birds are going to think the zombie apocalypse has begun

[–] iforgotmyinstance 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck that account. They took a long running internet joke and then tried to claim they started it, all to chase a buck. Charlatans.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Eh, the movement was built upon bullshitting others. Let the bullshit flow, I say.

[–] cunning_bolt 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Well they were conspiracy theorists

[–] Fridgeratr 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They we are conspiracy theorists?

[–] tpihkal 4 points 1 year ago

Precisely as it should be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Remove the '. Took me too long to sound that sentence out.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EvilTwin 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's just sleeping.

[–] xandowsk 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Caradoc879 4 points 1 year ago

Meme that crossed over from reddit, r/birdsarentreal, where they joke about how birds aren't real and they're all government spy cameras and stuff. Pretty hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The zombie apocalypse for birds is about to begin.

[–] hydrospanner 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just hope nobody named Far Far Sinks or something like that shows up...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well they are going to need aviators

[–] Rukmer 5 points 1 year ago

I suppose it would be cheap and effective to use the bird's superior wing?

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How long before they move on to humans and start the real zombie apocalypse?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that 'birds aren't real' and points to a more sinister cabal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 5 points 1 year ago

Mentioned issues aside, I’ve met quite a few neurotypicals who are extremely blind to satire, deadpan or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

didn't notice the link, sorry