this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Took me a few seconds but honestly I'm surprised I got that so quickly lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You start getting prepared for boning and your partner asks you to go lock the door before you start so you do the walk of shame

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is it still "walk of shame" when dragging pants around the ankles outside of a TP shortage scenario? I guess it could be - for the partner awaiting on the bed. Imagine yelling 'sexy time' and instead of a greek adoness posing in the midst your boi is making happy Patrick noises and has got on some tighty-whiteys.