Homestuck

Father is home and is confused… he can't get into his house. He’s not aware his son's internet friend tentacleTherapist [TT] has, through the power of a magical video game, placed a large meteor summoning doomsday device in his living room.He’s also noticed his toilet is now in his backyard and is filled with cake and a fake arm. Damn parenting is hard.

John consults his friends on his PC in his room. tentacleTherapist [TT] is not very concerned about the impending threat of fiery doom from the sky. She mentions she's aware it's part of the game but was more annoyed at the GameFaqs walkthroughs for being poorly written. They are all incomplete and nothing really mentions what to do about the fireball. But Suggest that John should try the lathe.

turntechGodhead [TG] is also chatting. John thanks him for the Bunny. But informs him of the impending doom heading his way and it's not really a good time to chat. Always take time to appreciate your friends. No matter what.

John, taking TT’s advice, attempts to figure out the lathe. He figures out it also needs the Cruxite Dowel. He manages to make a Cruxite totem. He encounters but ignores his father who's wondering why the bathtub is now in the hallway. I’m still shocked TT didn't know better than to keep the workbenches closer together. That's just efficient.

But he can't figure out what to do with it. However, it seems TT has been disconnected just as she was moving the tub, it’s again fallen down locking John in his bedroom. 2 min till death.