this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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[–] nucawysi 6 points 1 year ago

the funny thing is that chinese food in america is like mcdonalds here for china

[–] WoahWoah 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Exoticizing women makes 4fat realize eating too much food is related to weight. They're not gonna sheath your katana, get over it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hey, sometimes you have to put things in a language your audience will understand

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An easy way to do it: when at a restaurant eat no more than half of what is in whatever you order.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's easier in the US. It should cover roughly three or four days' requirements.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 3 points 1 year ago

My dad's always praised me because I'm the only one in my family who does this naturally. Still, I was always a bit of a chub.

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