These are getting progressively more insane
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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Obviously the tunes aren't there, each toaster comes with compressed toast and expands to replace the bread. That's why they stop working eventually, they run out of toast.
Calvin and Hobbes moment.
Twice cooked bread, Genius!