97% of people can't handle this jackhammer
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Alexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??
Because you're using an Alexa? 🤷
Because you're looking for them.
Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.
Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?
For every inch you drill, an ad pops up.
Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day
JaaS: Jackhammer as a Service
Ya like JaaS?
I once witnessed an ad on somebody else's computer "[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€"...
I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions...
Then the real job would be cleaning toilets while someone else jackhammers outside.
So... Teleshopping
Dad with the jackhammer. Mom with the jackhammer