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[–] MyDearWatson616 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That's why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That's the only real winner.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Wilzax 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You don't want to stop when you're overdue to win, and you also don't want to end on a hot streak... so I guess you have to keep going.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why would she divorce you? You're WINNING

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it's like Bear Claw said to Jeremiah Johnson: "i never could find no tracks on a woman's heart"

[–] son_named_bort 10 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I'll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.

[–] TheWoozy 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke is about the cards and not their letters, right?