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    [–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    This meme shows up here way too often...like every other day....

    [–] hansl 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Obviously there’s a need for people in this comm to uninstall their boot loaders, and a frustration that Windows won’t let them.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    They can take my footguns when they pry them from my cold dead hands.

    [–] hansl 5 points 1 year ago

    cold dead ~~hands~~ feet

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

    Noticed that too, my memory is absolute godshit and even I remember having seen it at least twice now in the current recency.

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    [–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    In case anyone is wondering, that pile of symbols means true in brainfuck

    [–] killeronthecorner 22 points 1 year ago

    I wasn't wondering. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Wait, all of that for just a Boolean true value or is that some sort of logical expression?

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    [–] Amity_Noceda 39 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Me: "I'm going to change Python3 default to >3.7" Ubuntu: scream in exceptions

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    pyenv and chill. Practical default it in your shells without messing with what installed packages expect.

    Yeah, but still those packages should probably not be calling the generic python3 if they need a specific version of python. If they depend on system installed pip packages, there's got to be a better solution.

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    [–] Ensign_Crab 30 points 1 year ago (22 children)

    Wait... Microsoft is still pretending that having their web browser installed is vital to the continued operation of their OS?

    [–] yyyesss 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Mac does the same. You can't remove Safari and you can't sudo chmod 0 /Applications/Safari.app

    Ask me how I know 😒

    [–] BackOnMyBS 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    [–] 9point6 11 points 1 year ago

    Well, in their eyes, it seems vital to be sending me adverts as notifications, I guess it's probably also vital that those adverts have a browser to link through

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Did we not teach them a lesson about this in the 90s?

    [–] Ensign_Crab 12 points 1 year ago

    The lesson they learned in the 90s is that you can drag a trial out long enough to get a favorable administration in office to give you a slap on the wrist.

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    [–] nogrub 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    that brainfuck code gives a memory error :(

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    No way you actually tested it. It would be impressive

    This is the correct piece of ~~shit~~ code, somehow my lemmy app didn't write it well in the title

    +[--->++<]>+.++[-->+++++<]>++.
    
    [–] droans 16 points 1 year ago

    Sure, blame the IDE.

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    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    The first thing I do on every install. Delete the bootloader and all the bloat files in /. Especially those goddamned .files

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

    Aaaaannddd again.

    Install Linux, drop any and all Microsoft software, you don't need it

    Fuck everything about Microsoft

    And lately I'd like to add Google yo this too, but at least google has working and dependable products

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    [–] kuneho 10 points 1 year ago

    Bailing out, you are on your own now. Good luck.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I swear I've seen this meme like 10 times

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

    Rookie numbers. Between Reddit, Twitter and Lemmy, I'm at 50+ right now.

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    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    Please, have mercy, I have seen this meme sooo many times already...

    [–] saltesc 6 points 1 year ago

    Back when Windows 98 just released and I was a kid, my friend's dad used his Acer boot CD to boot into DOS and rename the Windows directory to Linux.

    [–] DoomBot5 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    C is the same. Free to do whatever you want until the system stops you. Yet people hate coding in C for some reason, as there isn't enough hand holding.

    [–] artvabas 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Where C stop, continue in Assembly!

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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I recognized it as Brainfuck, but assumed it was going to be a fork bomb for some reason.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You can't fork in brainfuck 🤣 but I was thinking it was going to be a non-terminating program.

    (I ran it and it actually outputs Wipp ... which I'm now left wondering the meaning of.)

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    [–] Seudo 4 points 1 year ago

    Uninstalling the bootloader will brick your device.
    Are you sure you want to uninstall the bootloader?

    Society has stopped to extremes.

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