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Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ' have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum "callidus" comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ' solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo
I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.
I skipped to the end, and the last sentence was what gave it away for me.
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How did I know what this was even before I saw the references to Marine Corps and "Fucking ______ kiddo"?
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus.
ooh-rawr!
supra cali fragilis expiare docius
Literally "to atone for brittle hotness". Idomatically: "hot for teacher".
inb4 "Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?"
also: "Hey, it's Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she's siiingle."
He's got it bad, so bad
That's outrageous! That's unfair!
...they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!
I don't think those are supported by most browsers.> Sanskrit
EDIT: Umm.... actually with Sanskrit, I stand corrected
Add long as it's in Unicode, it should work.
Unicode has heiroglyphics, too.
Reddit Delenda Est
Spez Ite Domum
That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!
if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.
Don’t forget to bring your magic wand
Sic semper tyrannis.
Spez Ite Domum
Spez eunt domus!
Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.
Google translate is giving me "If kept silence stayed philosopher."
Colloquially it means "If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might've thought you were clever."
It's my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)
Reminds me of a similar quote:
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt
Literally, "If you-would-stay-silent, a-philsopher you-would-remain".
Mod takeover in 3…2…?
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incredibly based
10/10 move
Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
That’s it. That’s all I know. Thank you The West Wing.
Illigitimi non carborundum.
Quando flunkus omni moritati.
Ceterum censeo Redditum esse delendum.
My username finally fits in somewhere!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Minime cacas!?!?!
That's beautiful.
semper ubi sububi!
Praeclara opinio!
Mirabile dictu, don't you agree
Dorime.
Et vidit Deus quod esset bonum.
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