Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.
"hello beautiful"
Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.
duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'
I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.
Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.
I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
automate your life's menial tasks
X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"
Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"
That's rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords