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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"hello beautiful"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

[–] Son_of_dad 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

[–] MrMcGasion 8 points 1 year ago

Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] redempt 7 points 1 year ago

automate your life's menial tasks

[–] CoolBeance 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"

Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"

That's rizzzz with a Z++.

Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords

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