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[–] beefbaby182 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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[–] Agamemnon 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho

[–] anonono 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] over_clox 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

[–] Ryan213 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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[–] LaggySnake 45 points 1 year ago

"It's just a flesh wound"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

[–] Zerlyna 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

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[–] slazer2au 38 points 1 year ago

Wilson!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

[–] MajorHavoc 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[–] RedEyeFlightControl 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] AnIntenseMoist 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] MyFairJulia 33 points 1 year ago

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

Oh hi Mark.

[–] idunnololz 32 points 1 year ago

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

[–] WEAPONX 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Jumi 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[–] andrefsp 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You can't handle the truth!

[–] dessimbelackis 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That’s just like, your opinion man

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–] iceonfire1 28 points 1 year ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

[–] curious_illusions 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first rule of....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

[–] Fubar91 25 points 1 year ago

"And my axe!"

[–] Crackhappy 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] SgtAStrawberry 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I'm not locked in here with you...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] quixotic120 18 points 1 year ago

“Uh dude, where’s my car”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Game over man!

One ping, only.

Yer a wizard, Harry

Hey, you guys!!

Nazis, I hate these guys.

[–] EndOfLine 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • Inconceivable!
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[–] cayleaf 17 points 1 year ago

Alright, alright, alright.

[–] TheShortWhiteGiraffe 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

There’s no place like home

[–] MrEC 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

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