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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Too much coding for me. I read 10 milli as millisecond. And i was like what?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If I went through the blue door my son wouldn't exist, so fuck that give me the money.

[–] EvilCartyen 4 points 1 year ago

Haven't really made many mistakes in my life, so.... red door!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

blue door on loop be an immortal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You go back in time, you are still aging.

[–] MooseBoys 3 points 1 year ago

If I can fix my mistake of dumping my NVDA positions at $2.70 (post-split pricing) in 2010, then definitely the blue door.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Blue door. I've only just figured out what I want to do with my life and I'm terrified I'm running out of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you go through the blue door can you also fix the mistake of going through the blue door? Would that invalidate the fixes you had applied earlier? Or can you technically walk through both doors, I'm a big fan of having cake and eating it!

Also mistakes are how you learn, I feel like if you had never made any mistakes you wouldn't learn lessons from them it could completely change your fundamental character. After all are we not just the sum of our experiences?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm happy with how my life turned out for the most part. Red door to make the rest of it more fun and less stressful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Blue door because time is more valuable than money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Red definitely.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 2 points 1 year ago

Red. My mistakes didn't kill anyone(on purpose anyway).

[–] BobbyBandwidth 2 points 1 year ago

I thought the doors were having a conversation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Red, it'll take longer than whatever time they send me back to to fix all that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What's behind the green door?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, I'll just stay outside and gripe.

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