this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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The world is already healing 🙏
Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me
Lol, I'm pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.
There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.
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Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.
How y'all finding porn on here? I'm still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.
Or so my friend tells me.
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Me, on lemmy.ml where the only trending communities are dead communities with 3 members created 2 years ago:
Let me guess:
The first one is „God is dead“ by admin „K_Marx“
The second one is: „Marx is dead“ by admin „God“
But can’t you be on lemmy.ml and follow all the interesting communities from other instances (which might be harder to find, though)?
The only instances that are blocked are porn ones, that's a thing I don't miss from reddit tbh, but the swear filter is really dumb. And doesn't really fucking filters swears, but it's really dumb regardless, since it's neither opt-in nor opt-out, it's just there.
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I thought that was an exchange between Nietzsche and God, or it used to be. Anyway, I was unaware that the double low-9 quotation mark was even a thing so thanks for that.
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"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"
Definitely the greatest monologue in all of film 🤣
overwatchnsfw?
Now that's just sad!
These people are pioneers in 3D animation. I once saw one of them animate a video of D.VA being spit-roasted with nothing but a potato and a box of thumbtacks
For real though. I swear, some of those animations are more detailed and well-animated then anything Pixar could produce.
Internet horndogs are undefeated
Didn't they induce actual improvements to Blender code so that they could create these animations more easily and without having to use ruinously priced industry software?
TF2NSFW is where its at
Rule 34 League of Legends when
Don't kink shame me
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Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.
Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.
-- Tim Berners-Lee
wise words from ass_destroyer
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Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut
I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.
Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.
You never knew what you were going to get.
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Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=98-GgVyinbo
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Good bot
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I'm a simple man, I wanna see everyone fuck.
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