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She wrote inside: "You're the best parents I ever had".

I'm so proud of her.

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[–] jesterraiin 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't understand the joke.

[–] dhork 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Presumably, they're the only parents she's ever had.

I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don't like that I'm the meanest Dad they'll ever have....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta love the well-ordering principle!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the daughter only had them as parents, hence they are aautomatically the best parent she had? I am a bit confused as well.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like when I tell my son he's my favourite child. He's my only child.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and he replies back "well, you're my least favorite dad."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Second favorite. It's more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren't negative.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don't respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading "#4 DAD".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol that's great

[–] AppaYipYip 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My mom told my brother he's her favorite son (he's her only son) and I'm her second favorite daughter (I'm her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We're pretty sure she is joking but what if????

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So the surgeon was the mother?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Doing the best with what she’s got

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You did a good job parenting. She could have called you the worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She's Dad now.