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[–] mattc 57 points 1 day ago

People with humiliation fetishes are gonna love this shit.

[–] Pregnenolone 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Show penis for verification”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol I saw Lemmings celebrate Australia's Ban of Teenagers from social media, then simultaneously criticize this lol 🤣

(Both are bad, btw)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's uncontroversial to say that porn is bad for children, and I would say that social media is bad for children as well. I think as one matures and becomes an adult both become less bad, less fraught, but the difference between the two of Is that one with one of them you sometimes want to be anonymous, and the other one you almost always want to be anonymous.

I mean I'm against requiring affirmative identity verification online anyway, even as a solution to keeping children away from things that are unhealthy for them. You can't sacrifice the freedom of adults on the altar of protecting children.

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[–] ukiyoe 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I wonder, how many of the verification photos are shirtless?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (9 children)

About time to invest in a VPN

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yet another republican tax increase.

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[–] hOrni 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Soon You'll have to go back to borrowing porn magz from Your friends.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This will never be removed. There will only ever going to be more types of websites that have to use this

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

It's a lubed slope

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[–] normalexit 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's going to suck when they outlaw VPNs

[–] DarkFuture 7 points 1 day ago

VPN bans are my red line where I start putting all my time and money into getting citizenship elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Time to return to wanking off to magazines

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