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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Whenever someone says, "who cares, proton VPN is free," I get a bit sadder. If Proton ever drops the free tier, honestly? I'll understand. Because God knows, seeing people who can't be fucked to give a damn about open access to information using costly infrastructure to watch their shitty porn, I might've just cut it already.

[–] Cattail 25 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

We have lemmynsfw

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Fortunately, this is easy to work around, just get a VPN hosted in a didn't different state or country.

We have something similar here in Utah, so I have a WiFi network that is always connected to a VPN in a neighboring state. If something isn't accessible, I just swap WiFi networks and I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

So what who cares. VPNs cost money and this is a question of basic freedom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

There are free VPNs as well, such as Proton's free tier, or Tor. So you've got options.

But yes, I absolutely agree that this shouldn't be necessary. My point is that it's largely unenforceable if you put in a tiny amount of effort.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Free porn is basic freedom?

[–] seejur 7 points 6 hours ago

Not sure, but it's very ironic coming from "the land of the free". Every day there is an american coming out in the Internet with the classic "you don't have freedom of speech", and then they have to provide a driving licence for a quickie

[–] NikkiDimes 2 points 5 hours ago

Accessing it without violating your privacy is the issue, not the cost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

infinite porn is basic freedom

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The porn is just the first place they start, their plan is to label anything lgbt as pornographic and require a similar process to view basic educational content. This is how they get around the 1st amendment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh yeah I do see the slippery slope of this whole deal, the only thing that irked me was the wording of this comment as if xhamster is a basic human freedom, but I find that a little odd since xhamster and pornhub steal from sex workers to provide it "for free" y'know.

But with the banning of books and trans people unable to get in or out of the country.... It is fucked up and scary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean yes? It's just videos of naked people...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Seems like it became so, yea

But it's more a question of anonymity / privacy while doing those things

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states. Like, I grew up with piracy, torrents, and old school forums. These educated me on computers enough that I made a career out of it. And most of that computer knowledge was gained because I wanted to see big tittied women sit on each other's faces. These laws don't stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

And this is definitely not one of the cases of "oh it'll reduce numbers overall though". No the fuck it won't. It's porn. They're gonna access it. Literally every YouTuber they watch is sponsored by a VPN.

The only healthy thing to do is actually talking to your kids about porn. Educating them on its potential harms. But Republicans don't ever want to talk to their kids. Ironically, these "drain the swamp" people just want daddy government to "prevent" their kids from accessing it. Which these laws don't do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states.

You know I think a lot more of their politics and general life outlook makes more sense when you understand that probably a lot of these super old guys are not computer literate enough to look up their niche fetishistic porn interests, and are probably still consuming porn the old fashioned way, which is becoming increasingly nonexistent even though it's still something that actually exists. Plus the propagation of morally puritanical values means that if they kept any of that material around at all, they'd be hypocrites, so they can't have that. Probably a lot of these dudes are walking around super pent up and sexually frustrated, I'd bet.

We need to introduce local community college and library courses to teach these elderly boomers how to goon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I think your theory is partially correct. But I think it's just as likely they are gooners themselves. I feel like porn addiction (gooning) is more prolific which people that have reactionary beliefs. My theory is that their political leanings are a counter to their actual actions. I don't think the gooner needs "material" to goon to. I think in it's absence it will happen through a Macy's magazine etc.

It's similar almost to priest being the most common pedos. I think these types of conservative/reactionary ideologies just create sexual suppression that manifest in addictive behavior. This is not to say that all conservatives are pedos. But to say that those beliefs combined with sexual suppression often creat these extremes. Whether it be addiction to gooning (outside of their access to goon material) or otherwise.

Idk. I just think that it's an unhealthy relationship with sexuality that any generation can fall pray to. But it's happens more often based on the circumstances of each individual/generation. And it's why it seems to be so extreme in both boomers and recent generations. They both are experiencing extreme economic material conditions/contradictions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

It’s similar almost to priest being the most common pedos.

Pedos tend to aggregate around any job that will give them trusted or unrestricted access to children. The suppression you're talking about in this case isn't just from religion, but permeates all of society. Like, they can't even hypothetically leave the church and move somewhere more liberal where their desire for kid fucking isn't being suppressed. At least not until the weird libertarian crypto-bros who oppose age of consent manage to create such a place.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

These laws don’t stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

Exactly. And it punishes the responsible sites that follow the law and drives people to the sketchier sites that don't.

If you want more viruses and identity theft, I guess this is a good law for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Yep. If these red states actually cared about kids they'd care about proper sex education. But I think this stuff just proves that Republicans are afraid of sex. They had an awkward conversation about it with their dad once and have been leaving their wives unsatisfied for 30 years since. They have no idea what to do if their kid actually came home from school and asked them what the difference between a clitoris and a vagina was. They are absolutely afraid of the female body and it's why they try to control it so much.

Sorry. A bit of a rant. If this was a different conversation I'd have plenty to criticize about the sex industry too. But these conservatives don't have enough brain cells to actually talk about the problems with it. So we have old men making laws that do nothing but make them feel better. Or it's projection for their own porn addiction.

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[–] DarkFuture 138 points 1 day ago (13 children)

The whole porn ban thing is probably my all-time favorite example of conservatives voting against themselves.

Meanwhile, in California, I can watch all the porn I want without registering myself in a database and walk down the street to the weed store. And the women in my life still have rights over their own bodies.

So I guess Democrats are actually the party of freedom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

B- b- but, California b-b-bad! 🥺 Don't you see how oppressed you are? You're really oppressed out there. 🥺

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

California is bad for voting to keep prison slavery and refusing to solve the housing crisis with a council housing system much like the UK used to have.

[–] NikkiDimes 1 points 5 hours ago

Perfection is the ultimate enemy of good. I'd rather be in a place like California than some red state where I have to upload my ID to look at boobs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Council housing? You mean social security houses that get supplied to you if you earn almoat nothing?

The Netherlands has that to this day, but that doesn’t solve the issue

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[–] slumlordthanatos 87 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Me: This is America.

Pornhub: This content is not available in your state due to ID verification legislation.

My VPN: This is Germany.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite small example of this is trying to watch a video on YouTube. If my VPN is set to United States then im told 'You can't watch this unless you log in.'

I switch to Germany and like magic the video plays. So clearly they didn't need to confirm I wasn't a bot. They just wanted to track my viewing habits.

[–] alsu2launda 2 points 5 hours ago

What ?

you need to login to watch youtube in US ?

Didn't knew that

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