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[–] stoly 29 points 23 hours ago

The funny part is how both of you could only see your own usage of the word. Hilarious for her to become shocked.

[–] Zomg 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

[–] Agent641 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago

slaps roof

This bad girl can fit so many seamen!

[–] Zomg 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhhmmm, Sir? I'm an Italian cold cut... 👀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

... and this is a Subway®

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What, like, a salty fermented soybean sauce...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

You're thinking of miso, he's talking about traditional jewish biscuits.

[–] tino 22 points 1 day ago

... and that's why I want search engines to not record my search history.

[–] WereCat 86 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

https://youtu.be/8d8ZNsSaxPk&t=47

If you watch Squid Game in English Dub, it becomes a comedy 🤣

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (17 children)

The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.

[–] JustAnotherRando 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It really depends on the anime/show. My best example of this is Hellsing. The Japanese VA talent is fine, but the English, particularly for Alucard is so much better - he has a menacing quality that is perfect for the character. Plus, it's set in England, so hearing English accents is more immersive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL. English dub GOATS that I can’t watch in anything other than dub

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

drop the dubstitude, A-A-ron

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 20 hours ago

That's how dating is in the Midwest too. Person's got a skill issue

[–] taiyang 142 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.

[–] LanguageIsCool 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer

[–] taiyang 2 points 10 hours ago

"Whoa, your voice is so low and powerful."

[–] chemical_cutthroat 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.

[–] taiyang 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are also "switches," which are people who are in charge of switching the stereo on and off.

"Power bottoms" are folks who stay on the ground floor and ensure that the building is receiving proper electrical flow so the music can continue. Really important stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Oh... My mistake. What's it like down at the bottom of the ocean?"

[–] SidewaysHighways 20 points 1 day ago

"oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence"

[–] python 155 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] danc4498 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's an urban underground train.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's an underwater vehicle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

"hey baby why don't we head back to my dry dock"

[–] MrJameGumb 87 points 1 day ago

Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.

[–] jaybone 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Right, is this all in context?

What’s going on at this party?

Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

Which one is being awkward here?

[–] galanthus 13 points 1 day ago

I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".

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[–] toofpic 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Submarine, but you can call me Mary

[–] kameecoding 15 points 1 day ago

I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.

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