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[–] hypnicjerk 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

enhancements from other organisms

oh my fucking god i could have sworn this was satire for this line alone. bro is so twisted that he's dogshit at diablo that now he's going for the world first level 60 druid IRL

e: it is satire, i ate the onion.

(also please use the shithead's name in your post titles so our filters can pick it up, thanks!)

[–] spittingimage 6 points 1 day ago

e: it is satire, i ate the onion.

Be fair to yourself - we're living in the stupidest of all timelines, it's hard to tell the difference between news and satire.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 8 points 1 day ago

If I could have made my kid glow in the dark I would have

[–] homesweethomeMrL 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

tsk. Sadly untrue.

St. Clair spokesperson Brian Glicklich described it as “counterfeit.”

Still, her spokesdroid is Brian Glicklich. That's gotta count for something.

[–] Frozengyro 1 points 1 day ago

I mean it could explain the 'sickness' of his and Grimes kid.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry what the fuck ?

They looked at each other and said, "Nah, your genes and our feelings for each other are not enough to make a good human offspring. Let's get all eugenic with it."

Gattaca and Idiocracy were not in the same cinematic universe, and yet somehow they are now in the same IRL reality.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

As if "I trust Elon's judgement not only with my country but also for my baby" isn't just about the most damning thing you could give as a reason ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

What fucking psychopaths.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Knows what sex is

Doesn't fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I also would not want to fuck Elon

[–] Famko 2 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be so sure that they know what sex is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sooooo, their kid is going to be way smarter? I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing. She's as dumb as a rock, he is smart at trolling and causing chaos. Interesting times.