That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?
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Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.
To each their own
Some 78 year old docent will approach you.
It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.
I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.
Dating apps aren't working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.
That's because it was written very shittily.
Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.
I have a museum near me that has some old trains.... 🤔
Might pick up a girl too...
She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.
Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.
Who doesn't?
Who does?
No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.
Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.
I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam
I read this wrong and thought this was akin to "don't dip your pen in company ink"