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[–] KombatWombat 1 points 9 hours ago

Off topic but the past tense of killing someone by hanging is "hanged", as in The Hanged Man. It's an important distinction when discussing well-endowed people.

[–] CascadianGiraffe 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Little known facts:

  • Having 9 inches is considered 'being hung'.

  • Jesus was crucified by 'being hung from 9' inch nails.

  • Nine inch nails brings you 'closer to god'.

  • This is also why cats have 9 lives.

  • 9

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Germany, cats only have 7 lives 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aber Hunden habe drei!

..or whatever the grammatically correct version of that is 😁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Aber Hunde haben drei

Would be correct but I'm not aware of such a saying?

Edit,: Oh, because cats have 2 less, dogs get them, I see. That's not how it works in Germany tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aber Hunde haben drei

Would be correct

Damn, so close! 😁

That's not how it works in Germany tho.

You sure? It might be 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You sure? It might be 🤷

I live here my entire life, I know how bureaucracy works here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

9 inches? who has such long fingers?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.

[–] over_clox 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There's no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

there's no evidence he wasn't a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] glorkon 1 points 2 days ago

And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they're on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.

[–] theUwUhugger 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That's why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

But could he turn the water in it into wine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Hung? No. Pretty sure he got nailed though.

[–] DragonsInARoom 1 points 2 days ago

He was murdered