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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Such buildings allow for great efficiency (it probably has its own stop on some kind of rail transit and still a reasonable cost of living) and that includes pizza delivery. Imagine delivering multiple orders a minute. The salary (and tips, even outside the US) would be great. They will probably even allow you to call the elevator with an app before you walk to it for extra speed.

[–] Dicska 1 points 11 hours ago

I'm not an expert Chinologist, and it's a huge country, so it might vary, but AFAIK tipping isn't really a thing in China.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

That's bigger than my entire village 😳

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have in-laws living in China, and honestly - it’s a lot easier to navigate those sorts of high rises than you might think.

Most residential buildings I’ve visited have lots of dedicated lifts, so only 2 apartments per floor share one lift. So you would only need to provide something like: Tower 37, Floor 19, Apartment 2.

The Chinese love their delivery apps, too - their drivers (technically scooter riders) are very used to this.

Now the city of Chongqing is a whole seperate matter, that place is an M. C. Escher drawing in real life!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Hey you're thatKamGuy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

how can people stay sane if the numbers go up in a predictable fashion? My American brain cannot comprehend the horrors associated with repeating patterns in housing style and numbering.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

North America, and Americans in particular, love to claim everything big. Big restaurants, big malls, big cars, big highways, big buildings, big country.

Except efficiency is somehow forgotten. So you get 12 lane highways that are constantly clogged with traffic. 100 floor office buildings that have lineups at the elevator between 8-9 and 17-1730. Strip malls that you have to get to by car even if you live next door. And transit that gets you nowhere.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

The American brain should be perfectly adapted to this sort of scenario! Just think it like one of those suburban cookie-cutter HOA developments, but vertical!

As for counting with multiple numbers, y’all love to do that already! feet & inches, pounds & ounces etc.

[–] MisterFrog 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We've heard about car brain, this is its cousin, detached house brain.

Tall, wide, building, scary!! OoooOoOooOoOoh

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you think about it elevators are just vertical trains

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

passes blunt

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[–] Fades -1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

A bit defensive there…. It’s quite literally a harmless meme

Also, how does this have anything to do with house brain? Most hotels and apartment buildings don’t even come close to the sizes of some of these massive ones in China.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Food is delivered by pneumatic tubes.

Enjoy your pizza all scrambled and your soda is gonna go through nuclear fission 💥

[–] proton_lynx 3 points 17 hours ago

Oh yes, the LHC: Large Hotdog Collider.

[–] LovableSidekick 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Any apartment building that size should have a couple floors of retail, especially food - they would make a fortune. If I lived there I would illegally sell teriyaki or something out of my apartment. Better still, run it like a street drug business - pay cooks and delivery people, and have distributors in between - they alone know where the kitchens are. Eventually it's the chicken fingers episode of Community.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Apparently it does have amenities like shops, foodcourt, barber, and other stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Until you realize that every other neighbor does the same, there's a price war going on, the sole supplier of a key ingredient leverages their monopoly, and the good cooks are bribing the delivery people to cut you out of the loop.

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's when you call Mr. Wolf.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Homo homini lupus.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Costco recently opened a location in California that is also a high rise apartment building

Imagine, rotisserie chicken every day

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There's a good chance that apartment building has easy to find organized unit numbers that pizza delivery guy can understand. Building may even have multiple front entrances each with distinct addresses.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Once saw a (German) documentary about this building. They have drop-off places on the ground floor where delivery drivers leave their goods in locked boxes. Payment and and locking/unlocking of the box is done digitally through phone.

P.S.: This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgVXPEORuA0

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The pizza guy very likely lives in the building too.

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[–] Buddahriffic 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, I've delivered pizza in a city of over 100k people. The whole idea of an address is to figure out where the destination is down to the personal residence. Doesn't matter if the people are spread out in a single building or many buildings.

I didn't go knocking on every door any time someone ordered pizza to an apartment. Biggest concern about apartments were if they had a buzzer, if that buzzer worked, and if the code matched the unit number or would be easy to figure out based on the information provided. And if it wasn't, their phone number was part of the information provided.

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[–] danekrae 88 points 2 days ago

That's way more than the population of the whole town I live in.

[–] NickwithaC 78 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why do such monolithic buildings give me such hell-on-earth vibes?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because that's exactly what we've created.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a matter of perspective and use


high density one place means you can have open space somewhere else, for a given amount of land.

I'd much prefer a few large dense housing complexes, surrounded by green space, than suburban sprawl.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'd also prefer something denser than suburban sprawl, but I think there's a balance point between that and what the post is showing.

I think that 3-5 story apartments with shops underneath are the best ones, because they aren't too dense while also not wasting space.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make those with decent construction so every cough and sneeze isn't broadcasted to all of your neighbors with good design so it's disability friendly, and that is the dream right there.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DogWater 6 points 1 day ago

How neat is that!?

That's pretty neat!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I found some apartments in that building advertised on some random website for immigrants and those don't look half bad.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Probably not that man for the food deliverer. High density implies having more than 1 order and there are likely many entrances and building numbers.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

So this is what Cyberpunk 2077 based its apartment complexes on

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Poor delivery guy 📦 😰😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Probably has its own Pizza Hut. Delivery guys don't need cars.

[–] DreamlandLividity 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

If I search the name, half the articles say 20k, other half 30k. Honestly, I have serious doubts about both figures...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

30 thousand people used to live here.

Now it's a ghost town.

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[–] normalexit 21 points 2 days ago

I imagine with that many people there are restaurants and services within.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am the pizza delivery boy.

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