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[–] houstoneulers 1 points 10 minutes ago

Tell my roommates that... :(

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not how seasoning works at all.
Clean your pan!!

[–] Szyler 2 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Are you telling me to just waste bacon fat?! I always just leave the pan on high after I'm done cooking. As you are supposed to. It's called baking the seasoning on the pan. The oil in the bacon attaches to the older bacon oil, and makes the other food you cook taste better!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

On a scale from 1 to 10, how often have the neighbors called the fire department on you this week?

[–] Szyler 2 points 30 minutes ago

He only called..... Wait, How did you know my neighbour called the fire department?!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Aftermath

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

After surgery (October 31st)

New brace (14 days after)

Today

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But did it make less noise?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Truly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j

[–] camr_on 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would not want to eat off this guy's cast iron lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

This guy definitely puts his cast iron in the dishwasher

[–] spankmonkey 22 points 1 day ago

Wash your cast iron!

[–] Lost_My_Mind 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess some people on the bus are seasoning their.....uhhhh......body, I guess. You can smell them from 20 feet away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Are these new skidmarks?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

This is just gatekeeping seasoning and I won't stand for it (while getting e-coli from my unwashed dishes).

[–] LANIK2000 2 points 19 hours ago

It's an enchanted plate.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 0 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, part of the joke (that OP didn't get since they used this title) is that it's a disposable, single use plate.