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Several countries claim to be the successor to Rome
None claim to be the successor of Coke
The Roman Empire is immortal, the Coke empire is only temporary
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"That still know the old ways"
A friend and I took an out-of-state friend to a bar and we ordered moonshine. My friend and I could not get over how wrong it felt to buy moonshine in a public place. With a permit.
I'm still surprised you can buy it legally.
That stuff's for tourists. I haven't drank a drop in 7 years and I can still get you a jar of real shine if you want.
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Ahhh moonshine. Used to know a southern guy, who wanting to get wrecked at parties but being broke, would buy gallon jugs of the stuff from “a guy I know”. Which clearly was pretty potent - once poured into a foam cup over some ice, it would dissolve out the whole bottom of the foam cup before he could put the mixer in.
The “solution” was to put the Mountain Dew in first, so the shine is diluted enough to keep the cup’s integrity while he drank it… I outta check up on him, see how he’s doin’
I never tried putting it in a foam cup! Good on him for the Mountain Dew. I don't drink the stuff but that's historically what it was made for- as a mixer for moonshine.
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Florida man would be the ultimate defender of an invasion, cause he's too stupid to know when to die
To crazy to stop, to stupid to die.
Feels like a b movie tag line
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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I want to see what exactly what our Long Range Mormons (LRMs) are capable of
The main reason you shouldn’t invade is that almost all of these people own guns.
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The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
Russian asset in the white house (again :p )
What's the context for the Nazis in the northwest?
Idaho is also being taken over by gun nuts and crazy right wing fascists.
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Here's a cleaned up copy
One small fix
