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[–] NounsAndWords 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Both of those faces remind me so much of Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows for some reason.

[–] negativenull 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] teft 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Five spits for a blood enemy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Fremen of Dune do NOT approve

[–] negativenull 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

M'benga yelling in frustration at Nadja for the waste of water:

[–] flicker 6 points 3 days ago

You can hear that she spits dry, which I anyways felt was more insulting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

My thought too, it's the snear on the right that got me!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Honestly, I'd rather overhear talk about the sports ball match than the homophobic and misogynistic bullshit I usually hear. At least racism isn't also usually included. I get enough of that from online gaming.

[–] negativenull 6 points 3 days ago

That is completely understandable

[–] Viking_Hippie 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OMG, I have a very vague memory of Blood Bowl! I think neighbor friend had it or something?

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 3 days ago

It's so great! The pc versions still hold up btw! As long as you pretend that 3 never happened, that is 😁

[–] FuglyDuck 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let’s just be honest, here. Fantasy sports are just dungeons and dragons for jocks.

Also, “super fans” are just cosplayers, who happen to be jocks. And usually not very good cosplayers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is said pretty often on the internet but as a sports fan I don’t get it.

Like, if I wear my favourite player’s jersey, I don’t wanna portray them in any kind or form. It’s a show of support and a form of tribalism, really, that can easily be mocked without wildly misinterpreting it.

I wanted to find a good analogy but first came up with wearing colours to sports events, ha! But really it’s like wearing a band shirt on a live show; nobody’d call that cosplaying.

Edit: of course there’s full kit wankers but in decades of visiting mainland European footie stadiums I’ve only ever seen one. Seems to be a British thing. Let’s not talk about them.

[–] FuglyDuck 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A sampling of jocks cosplaying:

These are all fans wearing costumes. Cosplay is wearing costumes for fun. (Possibly with role play, but like Halloween is costume play.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Okay I’ve gladly also never seen this in league football. Normally just a jersey and a scarf, which can hardly be called cosplay. Fair point!

But I especially thought cosplay is especially impersonating somebody. Might be my own bias; but otherwise I know it as fancy dress or whatever, not cosplaying.

Aaaanyway, LLAP!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah you beat me to it. Well put!

[–] radix 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 6 points 3 days ago

DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION

[–] teft 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are we still allowed to talk about anbo jitsu and parreses squares?

[–] negativenull 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As long as you wear the uniforms first:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The 80s got some things right at least.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 3 days ago

You’ll be very glad I’m not wearing the squares uniform.

Give me a good game of stratagem instead.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 3 days ago

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TALKING ABOUT PARRESES SQUARES AROUND HIM?!

[–] Agent641 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Does that orc have a boob-window in its top?

[–] ummthatguy 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like whoever made this didn't really know what cleavage was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly I think it is supposed to be a cleavage hole, mostly based off of the other vampire armors its just that I think it got mostly sanitized out before the DLC released. It kinda makes sense vampires have had an allure and a sexual nature since Bram Stoker. A good example of this is Kevin from Hunter: The Parenting, stupid Kevin and his stupid sexy wizard hat why do the Tremere get all the cool shit.

[–] ummthatguy 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Vampirella. 1969. Boob-sliding door.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I respect this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh, for sure. It's just that there's no actual cleavage in the picture. And the meme is about cleavage. It's not as if there aren't millions of images that would've suited the meme better. I can't fathom the thinking behind selecting this image, unless the person making it either didn't know what cleavage was, or maybe thought a picture with cleavage was too ribald for a meme about cleavage.

[–] ummthatguy 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ribald

Good vocab. She is quite the harlot.

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 3 days ago

Less a harlot, more a strumpet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Eh I just figure they didnt care enough to figure out the right term, what would that be called properly a collarbone window. Bit awkward, I am just making guesses BTW I am a 25 year old Redneck all I know about womens fashion is that they arent allowed to have pockets for some fucking reason.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 4 points 3 days ago

Oh they both do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Klingon, and yes

[–] homesweethomeMrL 7 points 3 days ago

Say that reminds me the Winter springball league is forming. Signup sheet outside holosuite 3.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Fantasy league sports turned out to be alright.

It’s just like D&D in bum-smacking skins, where the campaign continues whether the other character-players show-up or not.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I often fantasize about Picard being a rank 1 running back.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 4 points 3 days ago

Sisko would be a great closing pitcher who can crush HRs, I see Janeway playing rugby and terrorizing everyone in her way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They look like the Wayans brothers

[–] PlasticExistence 2 points 3 days ago

Weyouns brothers? No, they were clones.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

"DAE lu hate it when le fundie coworkers talk about LE SPORTSBALL???"

Back to reddit

[–] JokklMaster 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah! How dare anyone have any interests different from yours!

[–] wjrii 4 points 3 days ago

I love many spectator sports, and pretty mainstream ones at that… but, ummm, have you met many of my fellow sports fans? The reaction described by this meme is, shall we say, understandable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

it's not that they are different, it's that we fucking drown in sports talk all the time