Top-notch as far as satire goes. Bit of a shame is that it isn't satire, though.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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I thought for sure this was from The Onion. What a clusterfuck.
Same. I had to triple check what sub this was.
It's harder for satire to get ahead when reality is better at it.
Reality keeps becoming satire.
Waiting for Steven Seagal to get some kinda foreign relations/military position
He’d be the ambassador to Russia.
I’m wondering about Hulk Hogan though.
John Stewart suggested Hogan would be secretary of ‘TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!'
I'm thinking something family related, cause everyone's his brother
The Administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) handles:
- Medicare
- Medicaid
- the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP)
- the Affordable Care Act (ACA) health insurance Marketplaces
They are also in charge of:
- Setting the health insurance portability standards for the United States
- The administrative end of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA)
- Setting the Federal quality standards in long-term care (nursing homes)
- Clinical laboratory quality standards under the Clinical Laboratory Improvement Amendments (CLIA) of 1988
So it's not just Medicare and Medicaid, but millions of people within the ACA and including seven million children in CHIPs that he'll be overseeing. Not to mention setting the standards of care for millions of people in nursing homes.
You mean the same ACA that they plan on abolishing. It'll be hilarious watching his voters when the leopards get to the eating. It'll give everyone over here on SSDI Island a preview of the end times.
With a clown in charge, we have nothing to expect but a circus.
Life is a fever dream. I'd really like to wake up now
Barrel full of Monkeys: Trumps Cabinet.
Who would have thought that television from the 00’s would be politics in the 20’s?
YAY!!! Free raspberry ketones for everyone. Act now and get a bonus bottle of green coffee beans in pill form, you will live forever!!! Thanks Oprah.