this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] joucker29 82 points 1 month ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69 4 points 1 month ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] samus12345 19 points 1 month ago
[–] voodooattack 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] samus12345 14 points 1 month ago

It's an otherie.

[–] CritFail 39 points 1 month ago
[–] breckenedge 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced 1 points 1 month ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] oneofmany 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] SpruceBringsteen 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] P00ptart 1 points 1 month ago

Is it, though?